Funny Fender Bender Quotes & Sayings

With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the whole thing ... Now we are living in an age of explanations-and plenty of 'em, too-but no two things that's been done to us have been explained twice the same way, by even the same man. It's and age of in one ear and out the other. — Will Rogers

The vendors of flowers in the streets of London are wont to commend them to customers by crying: "All a blowing and a growing." It would be no small praise to Christians if we could say as much for them. — Charles Spurgeon

Zealots are one-trick ponies. They love nothing so much as their own cause. Don't get in their way without expecting to be hurt. — Patricia Briggs

As a teenager, I increasingly had questions about religion to which I found no good answers. — Julian Baggini

Europe is not a choice, it is a necessity, but it needs to be rethought, refounded. — Nicolas Sarkozy

the wise man needs nothing and yet he can make good use of anything, whereas the fool 'needs' countless things but can make good use of none of them. — Donald J. Robertson

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend. — Demetri Martin

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Every day in every life is of the most profound importance. — Dean Koontz