Funny Fantasy Young Adult Quotes & Sayings

Lord, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters low. — James Joyce

tables positioned — Vaseem Khan

If you first take a minute, an hour or a month to let go of feeling annoyed, frustrated or critical of the person or situation that may be driving you crazy, you set yourself up for much greater leadership and personal success. — John Kuypers

If you ask me, that's reason enough to keep a kitchen at the center of a family's life, as a place to understand favorite foods as processes, not just products. — Barbara Kingsolver

She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it. — Piers Anthony

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. — E.B. White

Oh. C'mon, pretty girl. I like it when ya scream." The leader breathed into my ear.
I spat as good as I could on his hand. He jumped back glaring. I said, "Funny. You like it when I scream? Yet you cover my mouth!" I laughed then winced. — J.L. Clayton

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. — Brandon Mull

When you listen to radio you are a witness of the everlasting war between idea and appearance, between time and eternity, between the human and the divine. Exactly, my dear sir, as the radio for ten minutes together projects the most lovely music ithout regard into the most impossible places, into respectable drawing rooms and attics and into the midst of chattering, guzzling, yawning and sleeping listeners, and exactly as it strips this music of its sensuous beauty, spoils and scratches and beslims it and yet cannot altogether destroy its spirit, just so does life, the so-called reality, deal with the sublime picture-play of the world and make a hurley-burley of it. — Hermann Hesse

Heaven is for those who think of it. — Joseph Joubert

The only way you can make a deal is if you're ready to blow it. — Robert Evans

The woman who survives intact and happy must be at once tender and tough. — Maya Angelou

How many men I know who are earning dollars aplenty, but who are really earning little of what counts. They are so overwhelmingly engrossed in business that they get nothing from their dollars. The Juggernaut of dollar-making has crushed out of them every capacity for genuine enjoyment, every grace, every unselfish sentiment and instinct. — B.C. Forbes

You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. — Jerry Lee Lewis

That's the funny thing about guns; even untrained hands can feel powerful using them. But take that gun away and you're left with nothing but a coward whose only skill is how to blindly pull a trigger. — Jennifer Wilson