Funny Fake Tombstone Quotes & Sayings

There has to be a level of joy of what you're doing. — George R R Martin

Would it be possible to find a more ungrateful boy, or one with less heart than I have! — Carlo Collodi

I approach the creation-evolution dispute not as a scientist but as a problem of law, which means among other things that I know something about the ways that words are used in arguments. What first drew my attention to the question was the way the rules of argument seemed to be structured to make it impossible to question whether what we are being told about evolution is really true. For example, the Academy's rule against negative argument automatically eliminates the possibility that science has not discovered how complex organisms could have developed. However wrong the current answer may be, it stands until a better answer arrives. It is as if a criminal defendant were not allowed to present an alibi unless he could also show who did commit the crime. — Phillip E. Johnson

Do not get attached to worldly things and pursuits. Be in the world, but do not let the world be in you. — Sathya Sai Baba

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking. — Stephen Colbert

Father to teenage son: My relationship with you is more important than anything I've got to say to you. — Randy Alcorn

I've always thought it would be fun to have a vegan campaign aimed at gays called "Don't be a Dairy Queen." — Dan Mathews

Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored. — Shane Carruth

As an adult, emerging from the ether's of an abusive childhood, i found myself left with a constant craving for protection, safety and security. I spent many years living my life, waiting for the other shoe to drop. I needed to control everything, in an effort to prevent any harm from coming my way (even though control is an illusion).
It took me many years to realize i had to become that safe harbor for myself. And that part of becoming that safe harbor was not about avoiding life, but rather, developing the confidence and coping skills to know that i would have what it takes to find my way through life's inevitable trials and tribulations. — Jaeda DeWalt

The waiting is the hardest part. — Tom Petty