Funny Fake Tan Quotes & Sayings

Wine is connected to abundance. — Carole Bouquet

Haven't you guessed by now? I'm a monster. I don't hide under your bed or in your closet. I don't lurk in dark corners or only come out at night. — Yolanda Olson

I love any book that makes my family seem almost normal. — Kathryn Harrison

Whenever something is engineered as complex, it is designed to keep you simple. — Richard Diaz

Just because you will not see the work completed does not mean you are free not to take it up. — Greg Iles

The world was trying to change its old face and show its underbelly of earth and roots. — Italo Calvino

I find that when we really love and accept and approve of ourselves exactly as we are, then everything in life works. — Louise L. Hay

That's what fascinates me about these writers' retreats: You're in these small spaces with small groups of people, and all of the sudden, the spotlight is shining on you harder than it normally is. — Lynn Coady

I like making stories and characters that people can relate to. I also like giving the audience a departure from whatever they're thinking about in their life and enjoying a show or a movie. — Haylie Duff

Or maybe, he thought, returning to the boxes, it was part of being Catholic
you were made to feel guilty about everything — Elizabeth Strout

See the Divine in everyone. Eschew hatred and ill will. After years of devotion, many still lack a broad outlook and an all-encompassing love. — Sathya Sai Baba

What's it like to be in love?" May asked.
Part of me ached. Why hadn't she ever asked me? Then I remembered, as far as May knew, I'd never been in love.
Lucy's smile was sad. "It's the most wonderful and terrible thing that can ever happen to you," she said simply. "You know that you've found something amazing, and you want to hold on to it forever; and every second after you have it, you fear the moment you might lose it."
I sighed softly. She was absolutely right.
Love is beautiful fear. — Kiera Cass

In the end, all solutions are temporary. — Garrison Keillor

Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard. — Gene Wolfe

The [Stanford Prison Experiment] was readily approved by the Human Subjects Research committee because it seemed like college kids playing cops and robbers, it was an experiment that anyone could quit at any time and minimal safeguards were in place. You must distinguish hind sight from fore sight, knowing what you know now after the study is quite different from what most people imagined might happen before the study began. — Philip Zimbardo