Funny Fake Internet Quotes & Sayings

I think it's more interesting to throw people into a story and let them catch up instead of explaining and feeling like you have to slow down for them. I think audiences, for the most part, they don't want to be ahead of you. — Grant Heslov

That's why the savvy bride purchases wedding insurance. Like travel insurance, wedding insurance will guarantee that you don't lose the entirety of your deposits on things like venues, cakes, photographers, food suppliers, wedding limos, flowers, honeymoon, even your gown ... — Meg Cabot

I never made crazy clothes. — Pauline Trigere

The best of artists has no conception that the marble alone does not contain within itself. — Michelangelo

I look up to Martha Stewart, and I love that she has product lines that are true extensions of her brand. — Tyra Banks

I find children inspiring. The way they look at the world. The magical world they live in, to me, is inspiring. — Nicolas Cage

In the case of pilots, it is a little touch of madness that drive us to go beyond all known bounds. Any search into the unknown is an incomparable exploitation of oneself. — Jacqueline Auriol

While communism is the control of business by government, fascism is the control of government by business, — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I have often wondered whether a person is justified in neglecting his own family to fight for opportunities for others. — Nelson Mandela

What is powerful is when what you say is just the tip of the iceberg of what you know — Jim Rohn

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter...No Women's Bathroom — Katsuhiro Otomo

I think the best way to control a population is to urbanize and to educate women. We have seen historically in many, many countries that once women are educated and have opportunities, and that happens when they live in cities and once they improve their economies, they no longer want to have eight kids. — Ian Bremmer

If you study something that nobody cares about, does that mean everyone will leave you alone? — Rainbow Rowell

Sara: "You are so brave," I tell her, and then I smile. "When I grow up, I want to be just like you."
To my surprise, Kate shakes her head hard. Her voice is a feather, a thread. "No Mommy," she says. "You'd be sick. — Jodi Picoult