Funny Fake Historical Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes you do things to yourself so bad that the memories have barbs and never let you go. — Simon R. Green

God, I love the waltz, the way the elegance of the one-count draws your attention away from the restlessness of the two-three. — Elizabeth Little

As if hypnotized, he felt his gaze rise again to the old highway which swept by with winds that smelled a billion years ago. Great bursts of headlight arrived, then cut away in departures of red taillight, like schools of small bright fish darting in the wake of sharks and blind-traveling whales. The lights sank away and were lost in the black hills. Charlie — Ray Bradbury

People who are beset by tragedy once and twice are sure to grieve again. Fate finds it easier to retrace its treads. — Nadia Hashimi

I should've told you that you could rearrange continents with that smile of yours. — Shinji Moon

A Washington summer is a physical being: a shaggy, slobbering beast; relentless, inescapable, forever panting its heavy, humid breath into the face of each citizen and pushing its weight against the wilting populace, demanding attention-a constant, unwelcome companion. — Jennifer Bort Yacovissi

Becky Vesey always gave good advice and she gave it with great conviction because she always believed it. — Robert A. Heinlein

Read Hearn, the most eloquent and truthful interpreter of the Japanese mind, and you see the working of that mind to be an example of the working of Bushido. — Inazo Nitobe

The image of Ireland is projected as a male image in the acting world, similar to the way that the word of Ireland is male dominated. — Fionnula Flanagan