Funny Fake Gandhi Quotes & Sayings

The most significant indicator that there is no disaster in Iraq is the fact that there is no exodus. — Bashar Al-Assad

He did not enjoy speaking about women with other men, a practice which, in his estimation, was always clownish and braying. — Eleanor Catton

He was one of these men who think that the world can be saved by writing a pamphlet. — Benjamin Disraeli

Harriet Levin [is] a shining poet in her generation ... The dynamics of her language and her vigorous voice distinguish all her poems. Levin's fearless willingness to tackle any subject combines with her subtle intelligence to produce a rare reading experience, the moving, psychologically sophisticated and intriguing work of a poet with both guts and craft — Molly Peacock

The breath of the flute player: does it belong to the flute? — Rumi

God challenges all of us to attempt things for him which we are unable to do in ourselves, so that the Glory may be his. — Phyllis Irwin

Truly, my bed is the greatest place in the world. I — Rae Carson

Fighting has opened the path to redemption for me, — Dustin Poirier

He is not to be trusted as a friend who illtreats his own family. — Aesop

I'm just not very comfortable talking about my emotions on a normal, day-to-day basis. — Courtney Barnett

Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him. — Samuel Butler