Funny Fake Celebrity Quotes & Sayings

When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old. — Nick Nolte

I've been waiting a long to to meet you — Pittacus Lore

Daniel's mouth continues to nuzzle mine. "You okay?"

"I'm okay," I breathe against his lips.

"You want tongue?"

Oh god. For some reason, I find it arousing that he'd ask me. Like it's all totally my call. He's only giving me what I ask for, and that makes him safe. So I breathe out a quiet, "Yes," and wait for the kiss to change. — Jessica Clare

The greater the novel, the more it is apt to embody the special, non-replicable properties of the written medium. — Joseph O'Neill

So in that moment all the flowers in our garden and in M. Swann's park, and the water-lilies on the Vivonne and the good folk of the village and their little dwellings and the parish church and the whole of Combray and of its surroundings, taking their proper shapes and growing solid, sprang into being, town and gardens alike, from my cup of tea. — Marcel Proust

Saddam Hussein was a brutal tyrant. I am glad he is now on trial for crimes against humanity. But, opposition to a dictator is not the measure I use when deciding whether to send our men and women in uniform off to war and possible death. — Peter DeFazio

If somebody has a property in the middle of a 7,000 job factory, as an example, that's going to move into the town - but they need this one corner of this property, and it's going to provide 7,000 jobs in a community that's dying, of which we have many in this country, OK? I am for that. That's a big economic development — Donald Trump

It was hard to really hate someone so good-looking. That was just the unfairness of life. — Mia Sheridan

I also won one from the emperor of Japan, with a prize for the arts. That's important. — Marcel Carne

Forgiveness ... is a willingness to get over what you think should have happened and an acceptance of the reality of what actually happened. — Rhonda Britten

Deteriorated science is a cult, so is imitative or deteriorated Sufism. — Idries Shah

It caused more problems as a young kid, because the simple process of perceiving words on a piece of paper was hard for me. Many people think dyslexic people see things backwards. They don't see things backwards. — Caitlyn Jenner