Funny Fake Bible Quotes & Sayings

For no one should consider anything his own, except perhaps a lie, since all truth is from Him who said, I am the truth. — Augustine Of Hippo

Those are the facts but not the truth, which does not even speak the same language. — Sonja Livingston

Many Christians are "devoured" by worldly interests that distract them from spiritual service to God. — Victor H Ernest

When one is down due to trials on earth evil sees an opening to attack. You with God are more powerful than satan ~ every time. — Paula Dickerson

Now the soft-voiced gentle woman of my reverent worship has all but vanished. — Nicola Tesla

It seems to me that when God decided he wanted to communicate with humankind, he could have come up with a much better plan. — Rae Carson

Now, I'm not suggesting we're going to wait 40 years or even four years, but I think we have to put in perspective the fact that we've come quite a distance. We have quite a distance to come - go, as well. — Michael Chertoff

I don't feel sentimental about the past, but I can't help noticing how hard it has become to keep a grip on anything. Maybe it's the totalizing impact of corporate culture, maybe it's the atomizing impact of technology. — Dana Spiotta

So you fell out of the sky, too? the Little Prince asked the pilot who tells the story, and I thought yes, I'd fallen out of the sky, too, but there was no possible testimony of my fall, there was no black box that anybody could consult, nor was there any black box of Ricardo Laverde's fall, human lives don't have these technological luxuries to fall back on. — Juan Gabriel Vasquez