Funny Fake Abraham Lincoln Quotes & Sayings

He that has doctrinal knowledge and speculation only, without affection, never is engaged in the business of religion. — Jonathan Edwards

Who betrays whom first. — Susan Dennard

We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started — Len Ashurst

I did the best I could, and in some arenas, my best was not good enough. I've made some bad choices. — Amy Grant

There will come a point when you tear up from the persistent acts of your enemies because you can actually feel the debilitating depression that must dwell within them. — Carl Henegan

I do not believe there has ever been a name as important as Pierre Cardin in the general history of couture. — Pierre Cardin

I'm not the greatest driver. I don't know if I'll ever master the art. — Naomie Harris

Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planned. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act, that is where the depth comes in. — Joyce Van Patten

Maybe I was in love with the idea of love. — Shay Savage

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets. — Robert Orben

If we are not receiving some type of ridicule for our beliefs, we are probably doing something wrong. — Dillon Burroughs

The no-mind not-thinks no-thoughts about no-things. — Gautama Buddha

I can run a thousand miles and wait a million years for you if you love me. — M.F. Moonzajer

Okay, raise your hand if you've ever (1) dropped food or ice cream or a drink in front of (or on) someone; (2) realized you had a big stain on your clothes and it has apparently been there all day and people must have seen it but no one said anything (extra points if it's related to a female cyclic event); (3) realized after an important dinner with someone that you had a big crumb on your lip and that's what they kept trying to subtly signal you about but you didn't pick up on it; (4) mispronounced an obvious word in front of a bunch of people. I could go on. The point is, those kinds of things happen to everyone. I bet you're still upset or embarrassed about it, right? Well, you can freaking get over your lame-ass, sissy-pants, drama-queen self. When — Cate Tiernan

If you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward. — Morrie Schwartz.