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Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Pope Benedict XVI

To some extent, this urge to break out of the ordinary is present in every generation. Part of being young is desiring something beyond everyday life and a secure job, a yearning for something really truly greater. Is this simply an empty dream that fades away as we become older? No! Men and women were created for something great, for infinity. Nothing else will ever be enough. — Pope Benedict XVI

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By John Taylor Gatto

Schools teach exactly what they are intended to teach and they do it well: how to be a good Egyptian and remain in your place in the pyramid. — John Taylor Gatto

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Peter Hoagland

The reason we have to regulate ... church schools is that ... children that are not trained in state-controlled schools will not fit in. — Peter Hoagland

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Jason Aldean

Entertainer of the Year, to me, there's never been any question that that's one on my bucket list that I want. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. If there's one that I ever could get - I would trade all the rest of them in for that one. — Jason Aldean

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Marvin Harris

When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk. — Marvin Harris

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Rick Murcer

If you don't do it, it won't get done! — Rick Murcer

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Billy Sunday

It is not what you have on you, but what you have in you. — Billy Sunday

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Angela Ahrendts

I'm nearly always at home at the weekends; that's important for every working woman today, not just me. I don't encourage people to come in at the weekend and work; I encourage people to go home and create great families. — Angela Ahrendts

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By George Washington

I wish from my soul that the legislature of this State could see the policy of a gradual Abolition of Slavery. — George Washington

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Pablo Picasso

Academic training in beauty is a sham. We have been so deceived, but so well deceived that we can scarcely get back even a shadow of the truth. — Pablo Picasso

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Paul Watzlawick

How do we know what we believe we know? — Paul Watzlawick

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Nicki Minaj

White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos? — Nicki Minaj

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Jimmy Buffett

My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along. — Jimmy Buffett

Funny Facebook Updates Quotes By Nick Coleman

I don't know how you hear music. I imagine that if you like music at all then it has, in your head, some kind of third dimension to it, a dimension suggesting space as well as surface, depth of field as well as texture.
Speaking for myself, I used to hear "buildings" ... three-dimensional forms of architectural substance and tension. I did not "see" these buildings in the classic synaesthetic way so much as sense them. These forms had "floors", "walls", "roofs", "windows", "cellars". They expressed volume. Music to me has always been a handsome three-dimensional container, a vessel, as real in its way as a Scout hut or a cathedral or a ship, with an inside and an outside and subdivided internal spaces.
I'm absolutely certain that this "architecture" had everything to do with why music has always exerted such a hold over me. I think music was the structure in which I learned to contain and then examine emotion. — Nick Coleman