Funny Expectant Mother Quotes & Sayings

Also, if a man takes pride in his disguise skills, it would be a foolish wife who would claim to recognise him: it's always an imprudence to step between a man and the reflection of his own cleverness. — Margaret Atwood

The more you know of your history, the more liberated you are. — Maya Angelou

All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own. — Plutarch

PREFACE PROBLEM: Nobody reads prefaces.
SOLUTION: Call the preface Chapter 1.
NEW PROBLEM CREATED BY SOLUTION: Chapter 1 is boring.
RESOLUTION: Throw away Chapter 1 and call Chapter 2 Chapter 1. — Gerald M. Weinberg

The more destruction there is everywhere, the more it shows the activity of town authorities. — Nikolai Gogol