Funny Expectant Father Quotes & Sayings

There is hardly an aspect of contemporary history more irritating and mystifying than the fact that of all the great unsolved political questions of our century, it should have been this seemingly small and unimportant Jewish problem that had the dubious honor of setting the whole infernal machine in motion. — Hannah

With respect to the requirement of art, the probable impossible is always preferable to the improbable possible. — Aristotle.

Each day, the world is made fresh again, holy, and she takes it in, in all its raw intensity, like a young child. She feels something bloom in her chest - joy or grief, eventually they are inseparable. The world is so acutely beautiful, for all its horrors, that she will be sorry to leave it. — Debra Dean

What can you do in order to save your own banks? — Jeroen Dijsselbloem

Ever since I've been 16, 15, that's all I've been doing: playing darts. — Eric Bristow

Bull markets and Bear markets can obscure mathematical laws, they cannot repeal them. — Warren Buffett

She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [ ... ]
My mum says it's because Celia has an attention span the size of a sesame seed.
Celia's mum says it's because Celia's identity is unfurling itself slowly, like a tulip bud, and it's a breathtakingly beautiful thing to see. — Jaclyn Moriarty

In this world and the world of tomorrow, we must go forward together or not at all. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

The first key to wisdom is assiduous and frequent questioning. — Peter Abelard

Whatever you have is gonna die and you are gonna have to rebirth something new. You have to be willing to ride the waves. — Will Smith

In your eyes I have always found grace. — Cassandra Clare

Our leaders are the finest men, that's whey we elect them again and again. — Tom Paxton

When God said "let there be light" I turned it the f-k off. — Immortal Technique

That's true. It doesn't make any sense. Welcome to the adult world, coming soon. I work so I can work more. I try not to want anything so maybe I'll get something. I starve so I can be less and more. I try to be free so I can be alone. And there's no point to any of it. They left out that part. — David Vann