Funny Exercise Picture Quotes & Sayings

I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death. — Anthony Jeselnik

My big studly giraffe."
"My little horny monkey. — Jim Provenzano

Beans are highly nutritious and satisfying, they can also be delicious if and when properly prepared, and they posses over all vegetables the great advantage of being just as good, if not better, when kept waiting, an advantage in the case of people whose disposition or occupation makes it difficult for them to be punctual at mealtime. — Andre Simon

The Americans say that we are ungrateful-but I ask them for heaven's sake, what should we be grateful to them for-for murdering our fathers and mothers?-Or do they wish us to return thanks to them for chaining and handcuffing us, branding us, cramming fire down our throats, or for keeping us in slavery, and beating us nearly or quite to death to make us work in ignorance and miseries, to support them and their families. They certainly think we are a gang of fools. — David Walker

The impulse to connect the dots - and to share what you've connected - is the urge that makes you an artist — Amanda Palmer

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not. — Lewis Black

In America, snobs who wouldn't be seen dead with a lottery ticket play the stock market. We like to gamble. Winning, we have closed our eyes, leapt across the yawning abyss, and landed knee-deep in daisies. Even losing has a certain gloomy glamour: the gods of chance are worthy opponents; we have engaged them in hand-to-hand combat and though we lost, at least we shrank not from the contest. — Barbara Holland

Among my European ancestors were piano builders, goldsmiths, and vintners but, to the best of my knowledge, no professionals of any kind. — Herbert A. Simon

The bureaucrat fell from the sky. — Michael Swanwick

Stilgar put a hand on Idaho's shoulder. All men are interlopers, old friend. — Frank Herbert

You have your own perceptions as an artist because you're put on this planet to create mystery, but you're put here to unravel mysteries too. — Anthony Davis

Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke — P. J. O'Rourke