Funny Exam Fail Quotes & Sayings

Love breaks your heart, love takes no less than everything. Love makes it hard, and it fades away so easily. — Vanessa L. Williams

At the funeral my stitches were itching like crazy, but it didn't bother me much because I was like totally tripping on the codeine they'd prescribed for the pain. They cremated my mom and stuffed her ashes into a pine box and put an eight-by-ten photo next to it. In the photo she was wearing too much makeup and it made me want to smash it with my fist. — Adam Rapp

I received many years of good advice from my father - how to live, how to play, how to be a gentleman. — Arnold Palmer

I don't want to fuck you, Elle. I want to make love to you. Take me gently, angel." I moan at his words and come back in a little too eagerly. "Gently," he whispers, halting me for an instant before I place my lips tenderly on his. — Lena Black

I live a normal life. But I'm always thinking about what I'm going to do next, musically. 'Do I need a fresh producer? What was Peter Gabriel doing when he was 32?' — Brandon Flowers

The way kids learn to make good decisions is by making decisions, not by following directions. — Alfie Kohn

Adele's like a beacon of honesty. Doesn't compromise, goes to America and she's still the same sweary cockney. — Paloma Faith