Funny Ex Gf Quotes & Sayings

People seem to think if they dress like a revolutionary they don't actually have to behave like one. — Banksy

In a recent survey, innovative people - from inventors to scientists, writers to programmers - were asked what techniques they used. Over 70% believed they got their best ideas by exploring areas they were not experts in — Scott Berkun

Alone
it is wonderful how little a man can do alone! To rob a little, to hurt a little, and there is the end. — H.G.Wells

The magic beauty of simultaneity, to see the loved one rushing toward you at the same moment you are rushing toward him, the magic power of meeting, exactly at midnight to achieve union, the illusion of one common rhythm achieved by overcoming obstacles, deserting friends, breaking other bonds - all this was soon dissolved by his laziness, by his habit of missing every moment, of never keeping his word, of living perversely in a state of chaos, of swimming more naturally in a sea of failed intentions, broken promises, and aborted wishes — Anais Nin

Love has been the ontological pattern for me. And also the withholding pattern. — Masha Tupitsyn

Some call it Down's Syndrome
I call it Up's Syndrome. — Chris Burke

The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that is wrong with the world. — Paul Farmer

If i'm going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?. — Jodi Picoult

And indeed, here I am posing an idle question of my own now: which is better - cheap happiness or sublime suffering? — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I cannot handle dull, lazy, morose people. I have been like that since childhood. — Ravi Teja

Smiling seductively, I run my eyes over him as I slowly part my legs and reach down between my wet thighs, running my fingers over my clit. His eyes follow the move, and his mouth parts as he unconsciously licks his lips. "Wider," he instructs gruffly, reaching down to fist his cock. — Ella Frank

Charmian: Kind sir, give me a good fortune.
Fortuneteller:
I don't make fortunes; I only see them.
Charmian:
Then see a good one for me.
Fortuneteller:
Your beauty will be even greater than it is now.
Charmian
(to the others) He means I'll get fat.
Iras
No, he means you'll use makeup when you're old.
Fortuneteller:
You will love more than you are loved.
Charmian:
I had rather heat my liver with drinking. — William Shakespeare

I am a teacher. I should be giving tests, not taking them. — Allan Dare Pearce

Beautiful' isn't a feminine word. I don't even think it's a human word. It isn't what something looks like; it's what something is. — Lauren Gilley

You don't know what love is until you find it," he whispered, "but when you do, promise me you won't let it go. Promise you'll seek it out even when you're scared it'll hurt. — Caroline George