Funny Evergreen Quotes & Sayings

Publishing magazines for yourself is not good business, man. — Felix Dennis

The numbers are a catalyst that can help turn raving madmen into polite humans. — Philip J. Davis

When you're doing what you love, it's not exhausting at all, actually. It's completely empowering and exhilarating. — Billy Porter

Some love is so powerful after all, that it must always include sadness, because encrypted within it is the knowledge that someday it will come to an end. — M T Anderson

It would be a dream if 2015 was like 2014 or even better — Cristiano Ronaldo

Anyone who's seen the Wigan [League] players stripped has been faced with the raw truth of the matter ... No time for male modelling, and even Princess Di would think twice about getting too close to that lot. — Colin Welland

Our love is still in the making. — Shane Windham

I grew up in a place where everybody was a storyteller, but nobody wrote. It was that kind of Celtic, storytelling tradition: everybody would have a story at the pub or at parties, even at the clubs and raves. — Irvine Welsh

I know we should aspire to be higher philosophical beings, contemplating the universe and becoming more refined humans, but if all we did was think, then arguably we'd never have invented the wheel. — Mariella Frostrup

Black Americans should be given credit for finding probably the perfect weapon; the weapon of the song. And that song continues. Most holocausts don't, so they have this bitterness left over. The phenomenon of the world, as far as Black Americans are considered, is that we are not a bitter people. — Nikki Giovanni