Funny Episcopalian Quotes & Sayings

I couldn't sit in a chair in an office all day. — Danny Meyer

If every day you are not paying the
price to make your dreams come true,
then your everyday is a price that you
are paying to stop your dreams
coming true. — Moffat Machingura

My doctrine means that I must identify myself with life, with everything that lives, that I must share the majesty of life in the presence of God. The sum-total of this life is God.. Man is not at peace with himself until he has become like unto God. The endeavor to reach this state is the supreme, the only ambition worth having. And this is self-realisation. This self-realisation is the subject of the Gita, as it is of all scriptures ... to be a real devotee is to realise oneself. Self-realisation is not something apart. — Mahatma Gandhi

My life used to be like that game of freeze tag we played as kids. Once tagged, you had to freeze in the situation you are in. Whenever something happened, I'd freeze like a statue, too afraid of moving the wrong way, too afraid of making the wrong decision. The problem is, if you stand still too long, that's your decision.
When in doubt, do the next right thing. — Regina Brett

We are, quite rightly, not interested in the theoretical issue of suffering and evil; rather, we are torn apart by what is happening to real people, to those we know and love. — Stanley Hauerwas

Had studied law an entire week, and then given it up because it was so prosy and tiresome. — Mark Twain

I like doing fight scenes. I always have, and I insist on doing as much of that action as they'll let me do. I think that's easy for me. — Noomi Rapace

I would strenuously urge a single term of six years. — Rutherford B. Hayes

This was not chance that they met twice, my mother would tell me whenever she recounted this story. It was fate. — Amy Tan

There is some consensus: There's obsession, there's never satiety, and there's always remorse. For me, the big thing is that you're always breaking a promise - for example, you promise yourself you're just going to have coffee with a man, then before you know it, you're in bed together. — Susan Cheever

Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday.~ Ian Anderson — Ian Anderson

Splat. This one showed — Diana Gabaldon

Human beings cannot live without challenge. We cannot live without meaning. Everything ever achieved we owe to this inexplicable urge to reach beyond our grasp, do the impossible, know the unknown. The Upanishads would say this urge is part of our evolutionary heritage, given to us for the ultimate adventure: to discover for certain who we are, what the universe is, and what is the significance of the brief drama of life and death we play out against the backdrop of eternity. — Anonymous

There at least is a first affirmation, I mean negation, on which to build. — Samuel Beckett