Funny Engrish Quotes & Sayings

Cursed at the fact that, even given my danger, my damned nympho magic perked up at his masculine grin. Somehow, the fact I that found him attractive, even as I knew he was going to attempt to kill me, seemed wrong. I bet he's got a hard stake, my snide magic murmured in my mind with a lusty chuckle. — Eve Langlais

James Joyce seemed like the most arrogant man who ever lived, had both his eyes wide open and great faculty of speech, but what he say, I knew not what. — Bob Dylan

When the river rises, sometimes the only thing to do is float. — Willett Thomas

What we have in the United States is not so much a health-care system as a disease-care system. — Edward Kennedy

A minute passes as we enter Little Tokyo. It's kind of similar to what you see in the movies, with a lot of signs in different languages with "engrish" translations underneath and those big red gates with the curved wood on top, whatever they're called. The passing people on the street are, understandably, largely of Asian descent.
... I get a couple looks, but I suspect it's 'cause my hair is a variety of shades not seen outside of an anime. — Vaughn R. Demont

Physical experiences, lacking the joys of love, depend on twists and perversions of pleasure. Abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones. — Anais Nin

I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist. — Max Lerner

prayerful dependence on the grace of Jesus is our only refuge from our own sin. — Timothy J. Keller