Funny Employee Leaving Quotes & Sayings

I vow to live fully in each moment. — Nhat Hanh

Man may have rank and position and a thousand qualifications, he may possess all the good of the earth, but if he lacks the art of personality he is poor indeed. It is in this art that man shows the nobility which belongs to the kingdom of God. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. — Jilly Cooper

Writing is not describing, painting is not depicting. Verisimilitude is merely an illusion. — Georges Braque

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an unmade bed! — Various

so he died, at the conclusion of an eminently useful life, and thus obtained his crown in Paradise. — Diana Gabaldon

We are so used to looking at the world from the point of view of living things that we cannot understand what it means not to be alive, and yet most of the time the world had nothing alive on it. And in most places in the universe today there probably is nothing alive. — Richard Feynman

The State, that cawing rookery of committees and subcommittees. — V.S. Pritchett

Courtesy is the politic witchery of great personages. — Baltasar Gracian

Striving to 'be the best' is overrated & not smart. Grow to become only 1% better than your top competitor in your chosen field(s) of expertise. — Gary Patton

Morbid, but not passive. "I was speaking at a film school in Hollywood, and I said to them, 'Go have a life. Live. Get laid, get into a bar fight. Get knifed in the fucking thorax. Lose all your money. Make all your money back. Jump into a train.' When I was just a child, I was observing the world, but I lived a lot, too. We used to break into abandoned houses. We explored the entire sewer system of Guadalajara on foot. And then I became really crazy as a teenager. — Guillermo Del Toro