Funny Employee Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Our claim to our own bodies and our world is our catastrophe. — W. H. Auden

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. — John Updike

Christmas can be transformed into a celebration more attuned to honoring the One whose birthday we celebrate. — Erwin W. Lutzer

Right now I'm having so much trouble with D.L. Moody that I don't have time to find fault with the other fellow. — Dwight L. Moody

If I could prescribe only one remedy for all the ills of the modern world, I would prescribe silence. — Soren Kierkegaard

Two empty hours were a sinus in which infections bred. — Jonathan Franzen

How is it wrong to put everything you have into getting what you want most in the world? — Rachel Vincent

My life is my life and I will live it my way.
Time has failed to limit me
My faith and perseverance
Has defined New-found happiness and success for me .
Moral of the story
Dare to live your dreams — Ilika Ranjan

You can't own something unless you can swallow it — Toby Barlow

But you're on my speed dial and I want you to stay there — John Green

Only one is a wanderer.
And when she was sad, she'd go into the streets to be with people. — Ralph Angel

We're here to make people feel like a million dollars, not two cents. — Marion D. Hanks

Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet. — Robert E. Howard

But the funniest one they showed us was about the need for leisure time. I was sitting next to women who work until one in the morning every day. And here they were telling us that when a person does not get any rest, he becomes a destructive member of society because of the elevated risk of accidents. The women were laughing so hard they fell off their chairs. — Masha Gessen

It is painful to relive things that have caused emotional crises or whatever and find ways to express that musically. — Eric Clapton