Funny Emoticon Quotes & Sayings

The only way that you can ever know if something is of value to you is by the way it feels as you are receiving it — Esther Hicks

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up! — Dikembe Mutombo

I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go back to bed for an hour, so I was sort of babysat by television. — Paula Poundstone

Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?'). — Marni Jackson

If you don't know your destination, how will you get there? — Debasish Mridha

If you're old and you lose, they say you're outmoded. If you're young and you lose, they say you're green. So don't lose. — Terry Brennan

A lot of people told me that I'm committing musical suicide with my sound. — Kid Rock

And a charge of lying against someone whom you have always found truthful is a very serious thing; a very serious thing indeed. — C.S. Lewis

I did all the dialect work, all my character work completely by myself. — Kevin Bacon

As a former Republican, I represent a group of Americans who all too often have no one to speak for them. This group doesn't necessarily have a name. We've been called 'moderates,' but that term can be misleading. — Lincoln Chafee

A saint is good when nobody is looking. — Leonard Ravenhill

It is not enough just to be for peace. The point is, what can we do about it? — Richard M. Nixon

Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days. — Marvin Minsky

Our teachers remind us there are just five more weeks of school, and I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days. I've cried a few times, but mostly I'm empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell. I — Jennifer Niven

Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours. — Richard Bach