Funny Emo Love Quotes & Sayings

The tech industry used to be home to a disproportionate number of misfits and weirdos. Geeks. Nerds. People who needed to know how machines worked: needed to take them apart, make them better, and put them back together again. — Jon Evans

The biggest misconception that people have about the literary life is the romance of it. That a writer has this large world available to him or her of people, of ideas, of experiences, of interchange of ideas. — Walter Mosley

It's feast or famine in showbiz. — Joan Rivers

Rather than wasting time on yesterday that is gone, it is better to invest your time in tomorrow that is not yet born.-RVM — R.v.m.

Being a wizard gives you more power than most, but it doesn't change your heart. We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain. — Jim Butcher

A man named Stephen King. Do you know that name? And saw by Cullum's eyes that he did. — Stephen King

Life is a blend of laughter and tears, a combination of rain and sunshine. — Norman Vincent Peale

If you have a goal in life that takes a lot of energy, that requires a lot of work, that incurs a great deal of interest and that is a challenge to you, you will always look forward to waking up to see what the new day brings. — Susan Polis Schutz

turned to me, told me I should do the — Jojo Moyes

Miranda raised her eyebrows. Apparently she hadn't figured me for a country music fan. I liked her for that. — Rick Riordan

I think football management has obviously changed and evolved in terms of practices and methods, but I would say the values we strive to hold are the same as great men like Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley. — Brendan Rodgers

London audiences have this reputation for being a bit too cool for school. — Laura Mvula

Force is not inevitable. Diplomacy is still the desired means. Pressure is an element of the means. — Dennis Ross

Music is a science, it heals depression, it awakens, most people don't know, they just take music for an entertainment, something to dance to, and enjoy yourself and you go to bed and forget it tomorrow, music must never be forgotten, it's like a fountain that keeps on flowing — Peter Tosh

Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be. — Emo Philips

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. — Emo Philips

I can hardly believe that the South and North can live in peace, unless we can get rid of the negroes ... I believe that it would be better to export them all to some fertile country with a good climate, which they could have to themselves. — Abraham Lincoln