Funny Embroidery Quotes & Sayings

Bad luck is usually transmitted by close proximity to habitual sufferers. — Irvine Welsh

You see why I'm such a good vampire? We're all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, "Hi, I'm a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!" No, we lurk. We're lurkers. — Christopher Buehlman

Allah never changes a people's state unless they change what's in themselves — Haroon Siddiqui

If we're going to have standards in schools, let's be honest and have standards. — Amy Klobuchar

When you save the life of anyone, a farmer, a teacher, a mother, they are contributing productively into the economy. — Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala