Funny Embarrassing Moment Quotes & Sayings

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out — Cat Mason

Astrologers that future fates foreshow. — Alexander Pope

Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division — Yahtzee Croshaw

Children live life as a controlled experiment. — Jennifer Senior

My mom used to sell Avon when my mom was a kid for about three years, and so it was like the first make up I saw. And when I first found out about makeup it was Avon makeup and I remember putting my mom's red lipstick on my cheeks and thinking that is where it went, and that was Avon. So it's weird how your life turns out and how things come round, and it is brilliant. — Gemma Arterton

When my writing really started to take off was when I made a decision that I would write only what I wanted to write, and if 10 people wanted to hear it, that's fine. — David Friedman

When a garment is in sync with your body and its proportions, it looks and feels amazing, and in France that is something that all women know from a young age. — L'Wren Scott

I tried to turn my heart to the living, to the place I was, but putting seed in land not owned by me or my family seemed alien. The sandy, gray-white soil looked like dirty beach sand, not fit for growing anything. It smelled like dust. Yet weeds and trees and wildflowers grew along the roads. When we drove into town, we passed dense, impenetrable woods and fields of corn, peas, and peppers. Such new combinations of seemingly poor soil and happy flora puzzled me. Everywhere I went, I picked up the dirt, examining it for clues. Bringing anything out of such soil would require a whole new language on my part. I imagined there must be something richer and darker under the gray sand, or some trick the farmers all knew. Trick or no trick, what I had always been able to do well now seemed inaccessible. Still, I searched the yard around our house for the best spot to plant my fall garden. — Rhonda Riley

The heart of justice is truth telling, seeing ourselves and the world the way it is rather than the way we want to be. — Bell Hooks

You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition.
Spoken by Abigail Adams — David McCullough