Funny Embalming Quotes & Sayings

He'd met Dee briefly and didn't like him; he was one of those arrogant European immortals who thought they were better than anyone else, just because they were older than the United States. — Michael Scott

I think I get some of my love of adult books that can be fun from Douglas Adams. — Erin Morgenstern

But what a feeling can come over a man just from seeing the things he believes in and hopes for symbolized in the concrete form of a man. In something that gives a focus to all the other things he knows to be real. Something that makes unseen things manifest and allows him to come to his hopes and dreams through his outer eye and through the touch and feel of his natural hand. — Ralph Ellison

The Prophet answered: "How could I but be a thankful servant?"1 He did not demand of his Companions the worship, fasting, and meditations that he exacted of himself. — Tariq Ramadan

If I have got a swing, I have got a shot. — Bubba Watson

If thou do ill, the joy fades, not the pains. If well, the pain doth fade, the joy remains. — George Herbert

I can't make it fade. — Alexandra Bracken

I wrote down the grades I wanted in every class. — Cory Booker