Funny Elphaba Quotes & Sayings

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby

I felt like I was walking on an airport's rubber conveyor belt. — Douglas Coupland

The violence for me is never meant to be entertaining. It's meant to hurt the characters and I'm trying to show the impact it is having on the people involved with it. If there is cathartic violence at the end, then it costs the protagonist something. It's not just a blaze-of-glory moment. — Charlie Huston

I don't need material things like gold and platinum records on my wall, Grammys or Hall Of Fame nods. — Tommy Lee

An example of perfection in nature is the cockroach. It was living six million years before us and it may outlast us by that long. The brain of a cockroach is a splendid little engine. It doesn't evolve and it doesn't need to. The human brain is a disaster from the point of view of perfection
great intellectual power combined with primitive emotional reactions. Human beings today are living with terrible risks of their own creation
nuclear weapons, the exploitation of natural resources, the great disparity between the wealthy and the poor. Our brains will probably bring us to destruction, but we also have the possibility of growth, evolution. I prefer being a human. We shouldn't always look for perfection, in nature or our lives. — Rita Levi-Montalcini

It's not easy to learn a new existence...
...but if you're desperate enough...
...and mean enough...
...it's possible. — Stephen King

As a child I had wanted to become an automobile, but then I grew up to be thirty years old. — Russell Edson

The North Koreas of the world are trying very hard to acquire the material they need to acquire nuclear weapons, as is the case with Iran. — Richard Fadden

I'm sorry, I guess my company leaves a lot to be desired. — Nicholas Sparks

I plan to work my utmost for Singaporeans, whatever be their political affiliation. The presidency is above politics. — Tony Tan

Whenever I don't feel so well, I always try remind myself of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over ... and they share the same asshole. — Jay Mohr

I always have one foot in the street, so I know not everyone wants to dress like the women they see in music videos. — Rachel Roy

Today, supremely, it behooves us to remember that a nation shall be saved by the power that sleeps in its own bosom; or by none; shall be renewed in hope, in confidence, in strength by waters welling up from its own sweet, perennial springs. Not from above; not by patronage of its aristocrats. The flower does not bear the root, but the root the flower. — Woodrow Wilson