Funny Elf On The Shelf Quotes & Sayings

Excellent firms don't believe in excellence - only in constant improvement and constant change. — Tom Peters

All I can say is working with Ridley Scott is a dream come true. — Joel Edgerton

If mercy is needed to be exercised towards our pious duties - what shall be said of our sins! — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

God bless whoever invented football. It was the English, I think. And what a fantastic idea it was — Paolo Rossi

Man must use what he has, not hope for what is not. — G.I. Gurdjieff

Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out. — Robin Sloan