Funny Electrocution Quotes & Sayings

I've been in relationships where we've said 'I love you' after two weeks. — Rachel Bilson

Simple. Pared down. Timeless. The ties were never too thick or too thin; the pants were never too flared or too skinny. In my life with Dad, he wore Western apparel because we went riding - jeans, cowboy boots, the turquoise belt buckle. But it was all very simple, and that classic look is very 'Ralph Lauren.' — Jennifer Grant

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff. — John Daly

Girl gets; girl gets; girl gets. Not that she is granted things but that things keep happening to her, until they don't - until she starts doing unto others as they have done, hurting everyone who ever hurt her, moving the world with her mind, conducting its objects like an orchestra. — Leslie Jamison

Whatever is happening, whatever is changing, whatever is going or not going according to my plans - I release my hold on all of it. I leave behind who I think I am, who I want to be, what I want the world to be. I come home to the great peace of the present moment, — Elizabeth Lesser

I've made sure that in any situation and with any record label, I'm allowed to write my own music. — Taylor Swift

Any chance you have to sit back and be the one watching is great. — Mats Sundin

Sam, I want that to be us. I want to stand up in church in front of our family and friends and make you my wife. I want them to listen to me say my vows to you and watch me slide my ring on your finger. I want them to see you wear my mark. I want to marry you, Sam. — P.J. Fiala

Become part of the solution rather than part of the problem — Robin Sharma

If you want to be great at something, be great at being your most treasured self. Life is about connection, and how can you give apart of yourself to someone; too hold onto, if you don't know which part they want most? — Nikki Rowe

My law-givers are Erasmus and Montaigne, not Moses and St Paul. — E. M. Forster

Being comfortable in your own skin is the spirit of rock-and-roll and, really, the spirit of cool. — A.D. Aliwat

Turn over, Helen."
An approving sound, very nearly a purr, left his throat as she obeyed. He looked down at her with eyes as bright as the reflection of stars in a midnight ocean. So brutally handsome, like one of the volatile gods of mythology, wreaking havoc on hapless mortal maidens at a whim.
And he was hers. — Lisa Kleypas

Religion is not an end in itself. One's union with God is the ultimate goal. — Peace Pilgrim

Any day I'm vertical is a good day. — B.J. Gallagher