Funny Ebonics Quotes & Sayings

I'm not homosexual, I'm not hetrosexual, I'm just sexual. — Michael Stipe

It's because they don't understand good sex has nothing to do with equality. — Nic Kelman

He's always asking: 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before.' It's like, Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet. — Michelle Obama

We are kind of one step removed, not really in the center of things. — Colin Greenwood

I hate you I hate you I hate you! — James Dashner

The Lord Jesus himself declares: 'This is my body' (Matt. 26:26). Before the blessing with heavenly words occurs it is a different thing that is referred to, but after the consecration it is called a body. He himself says that it is his blood (cf. Matt. 26:28). Before the consecration it has another name, but after the consecration it is designated blood. And you say: 'Amen,' which means: 'It is true.' What the mouth speaks, let the mind confess within; what the word says, let love acknowledge. — Boniface Ramsey

The more flesh, the more worms; the more possessions, the more worry. — Hillel The Elder

If people can keep track of all the celebrity gossip, there's no reason we can't also assimilate the key concepts of economic philosophy. — Pedro Reyes

Must a kettle boil? — Virginia Woolf

A lot of people see doubt as legitimate philosophical posture. They think of themselves in the middle, whereas of course really, they're nowhere. — John Le Carre