Funny Ebenezer Scrooge Quotes & Sayings

An Englishman is content to say nothing when he has nothing to say. — Samuel Johnson

I do have to say I have been very fortunate. — Kathryn Bigelow

But the approach to recording this album was kind of an organized, chaotic approach where I wanted to maintain and preserve that wild abandon to creating. — Vanessa Carlton

When you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery. — Tyler Perry

Adroit observers will find that some who affect to dislike flattery, may yet be flattered indirectly, by a well seasoned abuse and ridicule of their rivals. — Charles Caleb Colton

Are we going to tell him?"
"It'll be hard to deny with that big-ass rock on your finger. — Jamie McGuire

I really cannot tolerate people who always find excuses or reasons why certain things won't work. Find reasons and solutions to make it work. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me. — Rush Limbaugh

The worst part is knowing what would have been. — Stephenie Meyer

At my 30th birthday party, one of my best friends gave a toast and said I'd been waiting for that day since I was 13. Everyone laughed, but he was right! Life continues to get more fun, more surprising, more delightful. — Siobhan-Marie O'Connor

And while there are countless ways that we rip ourselves off, there's one way in particular that is, without a doubt, the most rampant and the most devastating of all: we invest everything we've got in believing that we're not good enough. — Jen Sincero