Funny Dx Quotes & Sayings

I'm not perfect, but those flaws make an interesting person. — Mary Frann

When you write a great song, it just blows you away. When you write a song that connects with people around the world - I mean like it actually transcends language barriers - you see how it can affect people, and it's quite a tall order to follow up on. — Gwen Stefani

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises. — James Beard

The Apostle Paul in his letter to the Romans said that those who pass judgment on others are 'inexcusable.' The moment we judge someone else, he explained, we condemn ourselves, for none is without sin. Refusing to forgive is a grievous sin - one the Savior warned against. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Work your way on to number twelve," she snapped. "Number eleven wants nothing more to do with you. — Courtney Milan

Maybe I should stand outside the Adam & Eve store holding a sign reading "Single Mom, Anything Helps" and a cup for change. — Joanna Wylde

We went to his room where he closed the door, keeping the lights off. I tried not to breathe because even that seemed too loud. When he whispered my name, I jumped and then couldn't stop giggling. He muffled my giggles with his tongue. — Raziel Reid

Your people come first, and if you treat them right, they'll treat the customers right. — Herb Kelleher