Funny Dustbin Quotes & Sayings

If the Deseret News is careful not to offend [Nazi] Germany, and I gather that it is falling backwards on the attempt, it is my guess that first of all the Church is afraid of complete banishment. — Fawn M. Brodie

There were bad guys on flying manhole covers after me, and a guy with an armored crotch and a mirrored face. — Neil Gaiman

We all have choices, Nick. Even if it's nothing more than the choice between lesser evils. No one can take away your free will. Not even the gods. It's the one gift that can never be returned, stolen, or revoked. We can blame others for our bad decisions. We can say that we had no choice. But it's always a lie. No one puts your hand on the gun but you. Only you can decide if you pick it up or leave it alone. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. — Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Go become someone's miracle! — Abhishek Kumar

I'm becoming a frustrated director, I think, in an actor's body. — David Wenham

I enrage myself with an imbecile. I say, 'I would like to kick him.' Instead I kick the table. I say, 'This table, it is the imbecile, I kick him so. — Agatha Christie

Perception is a prism, and reality is like shot silk - depends where the light hits. — Jennifer Stone

People want movies to be one thing or another; they want it be fact or fiction. — Laurel Nakadate

You get what you give, but also what you're willing to take. The night before, I'd offered up my hand. Now, if I held on, there was no telling what it was possible to recieve in return. — Sarah Dessen

The agony of the empath is feeling their pain but being unable to save them from it. — Donna Lynn Hope

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain's saving grace. — Martin Parr