Funny Drunk Dial Quotes & Sayings

Hope is the courage to live life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

God will always bring the right people into your life, but you have to let the wrong people walk away. — Joel Osteen

IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary. — Ambrose Bierce

You can never hope to recapture the first fine careless rapture — Stephen Fry

I was very happy being a secretary. I loved working for the government. I was very happy with my life. — Fawn Hall

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman

Since Day 1, we have maintained that ours is a Government dedicated to the poor and will continue to work dedicatedly for the welfare of the poor. — Narendra Modi

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for. — David Walliams