Funny Douchey Quotes & Sayings

Even the not saying can balloon into something bigger than words themselves. — Jennifer E. Smith

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico, that's for sure. — Pierce Brosnan

It is arrogant to believe that you know what is true for you. Surely you know in your own life with you that you cannot be trusted. — Matt Chandler

I started writing rhymes first and then put it to the music. I figured out I could lock it to the beat better if I heard the music first. I like to get a lot of tracks, put the track up and let the music talk to me about what it's about. — Ice-T

People who have committed to a service/advocacy role will tell you that some of the sublimest pleasure they have ever experienced comes in the context of that work. You get way more than you give. — Charles Garfield

I like strong opinions - I'll take that any day over someone who agrees with everything. — Matt Bomer

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

Being wild can be wearing a silly hat. Being wild can be dancing weird. Being wild can be shooting people. What do I think being wild is? Nothing. Actually, the whole world is wild. Everything is wild. — Juliette Lewis