Funny Douche Quotes & Sayings
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Top Funny Douche Quotes
I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same. — Travis J. Dahnke
And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill
And get some self-esteem. What the fuck is that? It's so annoying to see a pretty girl see herself as not worthy. You know what it makes us guys think you aren't worthy? We see you how you see you. You're pretty and funny and smart. Stop being such a douche-canoe. — Tara Brown
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. — Larissa Ione