Funny Disses Quotes & Sayings

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. — J.D. Salinger

If you have to say the words for someone to know you love them, then you aren't doing a good job of showing it. — E.L. Todd

You are born with infinite possibilities. Take responsibility for turning these possibilities into reality, and you will be bestowed with success, love and eternal peace. — Vishwas Chavan

You accepted Allah or you had your throat cut by someone who did accept him, and who went to Paradise for having sent you to Hell. — George Bernard Shaw

A Christianity that is in conflict with the Scriptures isn't Christianity at all. — Randall Terry

Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them. — Kelli Jae Baeli

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson