Funny Dirty 30 Quotes & Sayings

I am not proud, but I am happy; and happiness blinds, I think, more than pride. — Alexandre Dumas

The deeper I get into my life as a musician, I'm discovering that it becomes less and less about other people, and more about what I want to do. And that's a good place to be. — Billy Corgan

My father always said excuses are the crutches for the untalented. — Ken Venturi

I look forward to the day when there are more women politicians accepted in their own right and not as 'women politicians.' — Preneet Kaur

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time. — Benny Bellamacina

Kate sat at her desk. Grendel sprawled by her feet, an enormous black monstrosity that had more in common with the hound of the Baskervilles than with any poodle I had ever seen. — Ilona Andrews

You can knock me down, step on my face, slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you want to do, but uh-oh, honey, lay off of my shoes. — Carl Perkins

Massachusetts, like Queen Elizabeth, encouraged salt making through the granting of monopolies to those who showed the skill to produce salt cheaply. The colony granted Samuel Winslow a ten-year monopoly to employ his ideas on salt producing, which is considered the first patent issued in America. — Mark Kurlansky

Our days, our deeds, all we achieve or are, Lay folded in our infancy; the things Of good or ill we choose while yet unborn. — John Townsend Trowbridge