Funny Dinner Invitation Quotes & Sayings

You are asked to keep a ledger - a small notebook will do - of money in and money out. Counting brings clarity, and clarity is one of the first and finest fruits of prosperity. — Julia Cameron

I think that in life you don't need too much; you need friends, you need to do what you like doing. — Zaha Hadid

Don't be afraid when you have to pray fervently because of your circumstances. God is wanting to do something great through you! — Stormie O'martian

It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Her soft soul had crystallized. (Just as well, she thought.) She was a sword tempered in the fire. — Kate Atkinson

When I'm not touring, I sing at home, either at the piano or I'll pick up my guitar, singing old Buck Owens songs. — Burton Cummings

Boss, it's not right to joke around about a man's ... Did you call it a peeper? — Lindsay Buroker