Funny Diesel Truck Quotes & Sayings

I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so! — Sarah Silverman

Fear is as dangerous an enemy as resentment. — Niccolo Machiavelli

A sense of the unknown has always lured mankind and the greatest of the unknowns of today is outer space. The terrors, the joys and the sense of accomplishment are epitomized in the space program. — William Shatner

A lot of people don't know this, but Toronto is probably the most multicultural city in North America. — Stephen Amell

My name is Louie, but they call me Tony! — King Louie

I like a good pompadour. — Brian Setzer

Some people have a peculiar faculty for denying facts. — George D. Prentice