Funny Detergent Quotes & Sayings

The city of London, within the walls, occupies a space of only 370 acres, and is but the hundred and fortieth part of the extent covered by the whole metropolis. — Henry Mayhew

A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her. — Maureen Daly

Someday, Locke Lamora," he said, "someday, you're going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I'm still around to see it."
"Oh please," said Locke. "It'll never happen. — Scott Lynch

I don't think there's any story worth dying for, but I do think there are stories worth taking risks for. — Anthony Shadid

Don't let the unmet expectation to imprison your mind and ruin your life. — Euginia Herlihy

You will never find a rainbow if you are looking down — Charlie Chaplin

I have little shame, no dignity - all in the name of a better cause. — A. J. Jacobs

All bad jazz sounds like Woody Woodpecker. — Leo Kottke

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge. — Adam Carolla

One thing about an artist, it doesn't matter how much your work sells for in your life, it's going to sell for ten times more than that after you're dead, and that's what you have to protect. — Tracey Emin

I watched the first shoots
like wings tearing the soil, and it was my heart
broken by the blight, the black spot so quickly
multiplying in the rows. I doubt
you have a heart, in our understanding of
that term. You who do not discriminate
between the dead and the living, who are, in consequence,
immune to foreshadowing ... — Louise Gluck

The only people worth keeping around are the ones who drive you crazy. — Audrey Bell