Funny Designated Driver Quotes & Sayings

The red tape for family members who want to speak to a loved one is a reality, ... The warehousing of prisoners is a reality ... All of this needs to be looked at, not just medical care. — Christopher Bullock

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head — Mira Grant

Try to look at your weakness and convert it into your strength. That's success. — Zig Ziglar

I realized death isn't the worst thing. It's the last thing. And endings are hard, that's all. — Aimee Carter

She got up , walked around the table, and gave him a lingering hug, running her fingers through the back of his hair. She'd been finding more excuses to hug him lately.

"What was that for?" Dill asked.

"Because you looked like your heart stepped on a Lego. — Jeff Zentner

All the things that were read to me by my father were stories about things becoming all right. — V.S. Naipaul

I walked to Scott, each step heavy, tears hot on my face, my hands hovering uselessly over his rapidly decaying body. I shut my eyes, forcing myself to recall his lopsided grin. Not his vacant eyes. In my mind, I played back his teasing laugh. Not the gurgling, gasping sounds he'd made right before dying. I remembered his warmth in accidental touches and playful jabs, knowing his body was rotting even as I clung to the memory.
"Thank you," I choked out, telling myself that somewhere nearby, he could still hear my voice. "You saved my life. Good-bye, Scott. I'll never forget you, that's my oath to you. Never." I vowed. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Finally the little flat spoons lay still on the glass plates. Hennie looked rather exhausted, but she pulled on her white gloves again. She had some trouble with her diamond wrist-watch; it got in her way. — Katherine Mansfield

[In case of zombie uprising] Marxists and Feminists would likely sympathize more with zombies. To Marxists, the undead symbolize the oppressed proletariat. Unless the zombies were all undead white males, feminists would likely welcome the posthuman smashing of existing patriarchal structures. — Daniel W. Drezner

I am fat and I don't care. — CM Punk

I feel that my work is not in vain, that it does have a place in society, even though it may not be considered that it has a place in society - it doesn't matter. — Yoko Ono

At the end of every road you meet yourself. — S. N. Behrman

The bodies of two murdered women have been found this week. For the record, I didn't kill either of them. — Val McDermid

Education and all sorts of horrible things are going to happen to me. — C.S. Lewis

The most amazing people are those who love life and humanity. — Debasish Mridha