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Funny Depression Quotes By Koren Zailckas

My demeanor isn't that of a woman enraged. To see me slumped, glassy-eyed, holding a sandwich someone has cut for me into four "manageable" pieces, a person might tell you I look much more like a woman subdued. — Koren Zailckas

Funny Depression Quotes By Martha Manning

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index. — Martha Manning

Funny Depression Quotes By Parker Posey

I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side. — Parker Posey

Funny Depression Quotes By Marc Maron

Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed? Are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the reasonable human response to the crap we're going through as a species, meant to propel us into the next evolutionary step or, at least, into taking some different course of action, so that we might survive? Do you ever think that maybe it's the happy people that are really screwed up in the head? — Marc Maron

Funny Depression Quotes By Darynda Jones

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up. — Darynda Jones

Funny Depression Quotes By Marc Maron

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron

Funny Depression Quotes By Lenny Henry

That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time. — Lenny Henry

Funny Depression Quotes By Lilly Singh

When I was coming out of depression, I made one random video. It wasn't funny or anything, but just the idea that people I didn't know were watching it made me feel less alone than I'd felt in a long time. — Lilly Singh

Funny Depression Quotes By Casey Renee Kiser

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

Funny Depression Quotes By Sol Luckman

Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly. — Sol Luckman

Funny Depression Quotes By Hiroko Sakai

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Funny Depression Quotes By Amy Winehouse

I don't think I knew what depression was. I knew I felt funny sometimes and I was different. I think it's a musician thing. That's why I write music. You know, I'm not like some messed up person. There is a lot of people that suffer depression that don't have an outlet, you know what I mean? That can't pick up a guitar for an hour and feel better. — Amy Winehouse

Funny Depression Quotes By Jerry Stiller

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. — Jerry Stiller

Funny Depression Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Depression Quotes By Saurabh Sharma

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Funny Depression Quotes By Ice Cube

Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny." — Ice Cube

Funny Depression Quotes By Alexis Hall

Sometimes I though about killing myself. The idea of it circled my head, shining and lovely like a tinsel halo. How beautiful it would be if everything could just stop. If I could stop. If I didn't have to feel like this. Yes, I thought about it and thought about it, but I was too exhausted to do anything about it. That should have been funny, right? — Alexis Hall

Funny Depression Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig

I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression. — Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Depression Quotes By Mary Gaitskill

Everybody wanted to be depressed. But your depression was supposed to be funny, too, and that was what had proved too much for Dolores. — Mary Gaitskill

Funny Depression Quotes By Richard Dawkins

To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be somehow pre-ordained for us, because we are so well-suited to live in it, he [Douglas Adams] mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the ground, the depression uncannily being exactly the same shape as the puddle. — Richard Dawkins