Funny Debit Card Quotes & Sayings

It's ninety-six degrees in the shade ...
Before I catch blood on my blade. — Keith Murray

But in the end, music is ultimately an aural art, pure and simple. — Leo Ornstein

And what would humans be without love?
RARE, said Death. — Terry Pratchett

I try something new out on him, something I've been thinking, or wondering whether I think: "I'm really not afraid to die," I say. "Not anymore. Something's changed." "Well," he says, "I'm sure your feelings about that will continue to evolve as you get older. As you see more death around you and things happen to your body. But I hope you always feel that way. — Lena Dunham

I like the job I have, but if I had to live my life over again, I would like to have ended up a sports writer. — Richard M. Nixon

Even just taking 20 seconds to truly appreciate your surroundings makes a world of difference. — Russell Eric Dobda

Fun is temporary at best; it's risky, even dangerous, at worst. Joy, on the other hand, was mystery I couldn't seem to decipher. — Liz Curtis Higgs

When he has thus gone forth, he lives restrained by the rules of the monastic code, seeing danger in the slightest faults. Consummate in his virtue, he guards the doors of his senses, is possessed of mindfulness and alertness, and is content. — Tushar Gundev

I squinted at the western sky behind Thaddeus, a blood-red smear melting into blackness. Twisting my neck, I glanced the opposite direction. My teeth clenched at a magnified, round moon nearly as scarlet as the portending sunset, its luminous face half masked by hazy cloud cover. Hatred, vengeance, anger ... ... such emotions coursed through my veins in a poisonous concoction that muddied my mind, impelling me to grip my sword tighter and fight with every ounce of strength I possessed against those who threatened my family - my kind. Currently, Thaddeus was behaving as such a threat, using his powers of persuasion to condone human sacrifice for some outrageously perceived good. He wanted an offering for the monsters; a desperate, futile offering of human flesh that would in no way protect the other villagers from being mauled as he promised. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Stop being a coward and let go of the past. Embrace the future, because they are two very different things. — Jennifer L. Armentrout