Funny Dear Abby Quotes & Sayings

When a major airline goes on a route that a new entrant has gone into, reduces fares, increases capacity, and then when the new entrant goes off, they leave the route, that's not competition. — John McCain

The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes. — Courtney Love

Life is full of change, honey. That's how we learn and grow. When we're born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn. — Beth Hoffman

Well, Monsieur Laporte placed her near her Majesty in order that our poor queen might at least have someone in whom she could place confidence, abandoned as she is by the king, watched as she is by the cardinal, betrayed as she is by everybody." "Ah, ah! — Alexandre Dumas

Each egg hatched a different way, but a crack at the right time speeded things up. — Anne McCaffrey

If you don't have heroes in the beginning, you don't grow. — Robert Duvall

Mal!"
"What?"
"Close the door down there and lock it," David yelled. "Don't you come up here under any circumstances. Not till I tell you it's okay. Understood?"
There was a pause then Mal yelled back. "What if there's a fire?"
"Burn. — Kylie Scott

Homesickness starts with food — Che Guevera

You will never be lonely with a book at your side, — Alyson Richman

Money is not the only thing that motivates employees. It's about making them happy. — Barbara Corcoran

Taking care of the details was probably how Merritt took back control, and Loralee wondered whether every girl who lost her mother did the same thing when life got muddier than a puddle. — Karen White

I haven't yet met a woman who told me, 'I wish I had shorter legs.' — Christian Louboutin

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put it's trust in life! — Joseph Conrad

I built with my own hands ... a large swimming-pool which was filtered to limpidity and could be heated to supplement our fickle sunshine. — Winston Churchill

When football stars disappear, so do the teams, and that is a very curious phenomenon. It is like in the theatre, in a play, where there is a great star. If the star is not well, the whole cast suffers. — Pele