Funny Day Starter Quotes & Sayings

I was Mayor of New York during a great Yankees dynasty. I got to preside over the city during four Yankees championships. — Rudy Giuliani

Republicanism is not the phantom of a deluded imagination. On the contrary, laws, under no form of government, are better supported, liberty and property better secured, or happiness more effectually dispensed to mankind. — George Washington

When you are in control of what the final product is, there is kind of no limitation to what you feel like you can do because you know that if you don't like it, you can just cut it out. — Rachael Taylor

During most of my freelancing, I made what I would have made in charge of the cafeteria at a pretty good junior-high school. — Kurt Vonnegut

I lie down on my bed, my back to the window, and the tears finally arrive, running down my face, into my ears, onto my pillow. I lie there for a long time, for hours maybe, and right as I'm about to finally drift to sleep I think I hear the flutter of Christian's wings as he flies away. — Cynthia Hand

I wish to be washed clean of my old life. To let go of my tide of sorrows and find my way to a new shore. — William Joyce

People should never be a destination, but rather a partner for the road. — Ruth Cardello

Anything can be good. Even Last Action Hero could've been good. There's an idea somewhere in almost any movie : if you can find something that you love, then you can do it. If you can't, it doesn't matter how skilful you are ... — Joss Whedon

We are not only interested in those aspects of the mystery of the Roman Catholic Church which set her apart from the other Christian communities, but also to show how often they are central beliefs by describing what is specifically Catholic in such a way that the partner in dialogue can see, even from his own standpoint, the inner consistency. — Hans Urs Von Balthasar

Someday my prince will come." He turned a page. "Preferably on my back. — Anonymous

What we are really lacking today is a real hatred of evil. — Chuck Smith

What's the point anyway - Of suffering, dying? It teaches us to live, boy. A man who does not struggle does not live, he survives. — Oriana Fallaci

You own me. You've always owned me. I was always yours. — Jay McLean

At one dinner he [George Smith Patton] toasted his officers' wives with the words: 'My, what pretty widows you're going to make. — Andrew Roberts

Of the big four, the PGA is the most fair and the least fun. Basically, it's just the US Open set up by nice, rather than nasty, fellows. — Thomas Boswell