Funny Dating Profile Quotes & Sayings

You're bored? That's because you keep your senses awake and your soul asleep. — Josemaria Escriva

The stories you believe to be true are the ones your life will become. — Eric Micha'el Leventhal

I got a rhythm going. The guys just did a good job of putting the ball in my hands. — Dwyane Wade

There are awkward moments from which one can retreat, and awkward moments from which there is no escape. — Alexander McCall Smith

It was one of those rare occasions when the true story is even more strange and exciting than the wild rumours. — J.K. Rowling

I suspect I am like most people on the Internet in that I sign up for all sorts of sites and frequently use the same passwords. — Rachel Sklar

I sleep like an old woman now, she thought to herself. In fits and starts. It isn't sleeping and it isn't waking and it isn't rest. — Robin Hobb

It's part of the general global hypnotism to accept lies as the new truth. — Alan Rudolph

All wars are popular for the first 30 days. — Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.

Anyway, the thing is that we need to understand that with all - frankly, with all due respect for the requirements of international law, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, a peace process is a political enterprise. And there are things that governments can do and things that they cannot do, because if you do things that leave you without political support, then you can do nothing. You can write poetry, not make peace. — Shlomo Ben-Ami

I'm all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But if I'm going to stab my gay brother in the back who isn't butch and who maybe acts a little bit more effeminate, what good is that? — Kyan Douglas

You work with the communities to make films. And you just don't go in and take over their territory. — Cary Fukunaga

A person's character, I realize, is never black-and-white. There is so much gray. — Jessica Warman

I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week.
... It was great fun, although I had to hold myself back from turning it into a giant mosh pit slam dance. Last time I did that they kicked me out for a month. Today I enjoyed watching an 80 year old lady - with a cane no less - shimmy, her boobs flying like weapons around her waist. — Debra Dunbar

I'm not on Twitter. I feel like it has a purpose because there are fans around the world that want to have some sort of interaction with you. But I feel like it is important to still keep some space and some distance, which is why I don't have a Twitter. — Megan Fox