Funny Dale Jr Quotes & Sayings

My mother has an absolute passion for sour fruit and can strip a gooseberry bush quicker than a priest can strip a choirboy. — Stephen Fry

If you go by a school and the kids don't whistle, back to the drawing board. — Harley Earl

The theater in which God has chosen to meet rational creatures quietly is the inward realm of conscience, moral reasoning, prayer, and study, especially study of the revealed Word. — Thomas C. Oden

All I can say to you, if you look after your health, eat the right stuff, do enough exercise, keep your mind active, you might be around when you're 100 having this conversation with someone. — Gerry Harvey

At precisely the moment when he was looking for God with such intensity, despite everything and everyone, God had no pity on him. — Paulo Coelho

It's a dog eat dog world. But only if the second dog is more stupid than the first. — Washington Irving

I don't know what 'normal' means, anyway. — Karl Lagerfeld

My take is that the optimal approach to food, for health and ethical reasons, may be vegetarianism. — Nicholas Kristof

Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl — Diana Wynne Jones

That's because it is cruel, Obi-Wan," Anakin snapped. "Cruel and unfeeling and unworthy of the Jedi Order." He was so like Qui-Gon. This was like arguing with a ghost. — Karen Miller

I'm calling from my car, I'm sorry, I'm like running around like crazy. — Melissa Joan Hart

Grief. Death was not an intellectual conceit. It was an existential black hole, an animal riddle, both problem and solution, and the grief it inspired could not be fixed or bypassed like a faulty relay, but only endured. — Noah Hawley

If you're a Christian how do you deal with stress without Jesus? You don't. — Timothy Keller

Old places fire the internal weather of our pasts. The mild winds, aching calms, and hard storms of forgotten emotions return to us when we return to the spots where they happened. — Siri Hustvedt

Whenever you have the creator pulling your card and saying they want you to be a part of it, you're in a pretty good position. — Chad Coleman