Funny Crown Royal Quotes & Sayings

At life's banquet of success I may not be the guest of honor, but I'll be among those present. — L.M. Montgomery

I like to deal in the reality of life. I'm too old to sing about women and things like that. — Geezer Butler

If you talk about someone behind their back, doesn't that mean you are in front of them? — Jordan Smith

The value of free expression is perceived to be at odds with goals that were considered 'more important,' like inclusiveness, diversity, nondiscrimination, and tolerance. — Greg Lukianoff

We have forgotten how to have fun. We unlearn fun. Every interaction with women should be infused with fun. This includes the way we meet, the way we date, the way we are together in bed, and the way we are together in relationship. If it isn't fun, what's the point? If it isn't fun, it needs to be left behind. Because... why not? We are treasure hunters, adventurers, raconteurs, are we not? — Zan Perrion

It turns out that a Nobel is also followed by other recognitions, and perhaps the most unexpected of these is that the Japan Karate Association in Tokyo has now made me an honorary 7th-degree black belt, something that, given my athletic abilities, is even more unimaginable than being an Economic Sciences Laureate. — Alvin E. Roth

Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod. — Aristophanes

You serve Christ by serving your husband, whether your husband deserves it or not. — Debi Pearl

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible. — Sacha Baron Cohen

People always ask me, how do you do everything you do? — Susan Lucci

I always listen to you. Except when I don't. — Maggie Stiefvater

Don't expect to know your husband inside and out within a month of marriage. For a long time you will be making discoveries; file them for future reference. — Blanche Ebbutt

The diary was evidence; it was - it might be - corroboration. It might disrupt the banal reiterations of memory. It might jump-start something - though I had no idea what. — Julian Barnes

But this was what happened when you didn't want to visit and confront the past: the past starts visiting and confronting you. — Bret Easton Ellis