Funny Creationist Quotes & Sayings

Writing is bibliophile heroin. — Seanan McGuire

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let's get it on.' — Maxine

I learned that in the end, only I was responsible for my actions. — Juliet Marillier

The man who broods over the past can never master the difficulties of today. Every wise man learn to forget. — Herbert Newton Casson

Genius is the ability to see the self-evident where the rest of the world turns blind. — Kedar Joshi

Arthur said, "Let's be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a bath. You guys smell like booze and cheap whores."
Dred sniffed. "He's right. We do. Woof. — Laird Barron

Look at the smaller picture, and before you know it, the day is done and you've accomplished far more than you ever imagined, — Melody Anne

She said to herself: 'Is not the gown the natural raiment of extremity? What nation, what religion, what ghost, what dream has not worn it - infants, angels, priests, the dead; why - should not the doctor, in the grave dilemma of his alchemy, wear his dress?' She thought: 'He dresses to lie beside himself, who is so constructed that love, for him, can be only something special; in a room that giving back evidence of his occupancy, is as mauled as the last agony. — Djuna Barnes

Anticipating a boomerang child seems the odds-on thing to do. Think about furnishing - hello, sleeper sofa - with this in mind. — Jean Chatzky

The child's grief throbs against the round of its little heart as heavily as the man's sorrow, and the one finds as much delight in his kite or drum as the other in striking the springs of enterprise or soaring on the wings of fame. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Whatever I did, even backed by Sting's cash and moral support, it turned to shit. I had reached the end of the line. I became a statistic. Jim Berryman, actor, comedian, bookie and lounge-lizard, was on the dole! — James Berryman

blue shower curtain — Stephen King

...Home is within, that kinda thing. — Shradhdha. S

If you have ever successfully resisted getting angry, then you know what it is like to resist a demon. — Alexei Maxim Russell